we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
