life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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