If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You may now shotgun with the bride
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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