try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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