found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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