Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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