I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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