My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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