Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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