I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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