I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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