I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
