try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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