He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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