I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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