No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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