this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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