i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
where are my eyebrows?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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