he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Dick very happy bro
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
