They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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