Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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