I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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