Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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