dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
