so that wasnt chicken after all
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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