Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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