im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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