Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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