Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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