It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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