I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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