Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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