I heard we made out
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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