don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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