But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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