Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The feeling are messing with the penis
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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