I want to stick my p in your. b.
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it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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