do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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