That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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