The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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