After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Randomize