I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
thus making me awesome and them whores
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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