I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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