Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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