My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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