Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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