But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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