What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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