When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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