I can tuck mytits in my pants
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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