she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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