Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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