summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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