go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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