I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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