so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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