North Korea, Best Korea!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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