How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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